The Mayor Strikes!

This is a self-portrait of sorts, depicting my karaoke-hosting alter ego... The Mayor!  This piece dares to ask, "what if The Mayor could manipulate atomic fire?"  When I'm hosting, I will get asked if I can manipulate atomic fire least a dozen times.  If any young people out there are considering a karaoke-hosting position, I would advise you to be prepared to get drilled on what superpowers you may or may not have.  

Obviously, this would look a lot better with dramatic shading.  I didn't do that, so feel free to call me out on it.  Do you have any idea how long these take to make?  Maybe your time would be better spent by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP!  Anyway, this is one of two MS Paint pictures that will serve as a farewell to that particular software (for now, anyway.)  It's time to stretch out these legs and head out from my outdated comfort zone...