KrimeFyta

Oh, you were expecting new art?  No.  You'll get none of that.

I don't give a shit what you think about me--I drink whiskey and eat pussy.  I'll teach you a lesson on either subject, if you're willihng to learn.  Where's my whixkey at?

No one cares about your cat you sick fool.  Shut your mouth.  Make art.

Oh shit, the ball's in my court again!  Let's see here, uh.... our cat's name is Bruce.  He's a Garbage Cat.  We half-assedly tried to capture all of the abandoned kittens from underneath a dumpster in Stanwood, but Bruce was the only one dumb enough to fall into our pathetically crude trap.  People sometimes ask if he's Siamese.  They'll ask, "Oh, is he a Siamese?"  And of course, the answer is, "No.  He's a Garbage Cat."  Bruce is a real piece of shit.

Think this page needs more emojis.
       

           !!Merry Christmas!!